Sunday Quote, 5/7/17

Sunday Reflection Quote…There’s been an undercurrent of distraction the past few months. I’ve been in a hibernation halt. It’s Spring; time to shake it all off and feed new blooms.#sunday #reflection #quote #purpose #focus #goals #reset #health #distraction #priorities #time #patience #mindfulness #courageousconversations #myownstory #keeponkeepingon

Sunday Quote, 2/5/17

Sunday Reflection Quote…Whether related to career, golf, exercise, or relationships I’m learning consistency is absolutely essential. I’ll be all about it; determined and focused, but one little pothole followed by another will take me off course. Then I feel all downtrodden and out of sync wondering what’s missing. It’s consistency that’s missing. Routine sprinkled with intentional baby steps is key. Pushing the reset button once again!
#sunday #reflection #quote #brucelee #consistency #longterm #goals #babysteps #reset #myownstory #keeponkeepingon

Sunday Quote, 10/23/16

Sunday Reflection Quote…I’m one that loves competition and find mediocrity to be ho hum. However, not everything is a competition. Shocker! There’s peace accepting what is as it is; more importantly, accepting one as they are. Even with all the short comings, imperfections, and idiosyncrasies beauty can be found in a unique bloom.
#sunday #reflection #quote #competition #bloom #acceptance #beauty #goodenough #myownstory #keeponkeepingon

Quotes from the Felt…

Felt Quotes 2 WPPoker can have some interesting or juicy comments, especially in cash games.  Here’s a list of lines said either directly to me or overheard while playing poker…

  • He quit the CIA to become a singer, but I don’t know why.
  • I have two ex-wives and my girlfriend is a psychopath.
  • Well, it’s not that fancy shit that’ll give hangovers. (Bud Light vs. Micro)
  • You’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen (long pause), in the last 3 minutes. (really? ouch!)
  • Like sheep ready for slaughter. (standing in line to register for tourney)
  • He went and find it. (cell phone left at another table; why a player was gone from seat)
  • Where’s the house doctor? My ear hurts. (older gent complaining about a woman who wouldn’t shut up)
  • When I feel horny I get hot. (Lady about 70-ish to three 20-somethings playing at same table).
  • You three give me damage!  I want bruises! (same old lady; her VERY direct pick-up line)
  • He’s Elvis
  • Are you feeling lucky punk?
  • Look up and say “wow” (I did) and guy said “thank you, I needed that.”
  • Waitress: Can I get you anything? Player: Can I get a 6ft blonde? Waitress: You can, how much do you have?
  • Player to the dealer: What are you doing rushing the players off? Your job is to deal, don’t worry about the players!! Dealer to the other player: Sir, did you want a hand?
  • Nobody’s listening and nobody cares.  How many times have you been told?  Yet you still keep on anyway.
  • Lettuce foul.
  • That’s one too many elephant jokes.  You’re cut off.
  • Player: I marry her right now! (to dealer; river=winning hand); TD: In America, you need consent.
  • I forgot what beer I’m having.  Oh yeah, Sierra Nevada.  That’s one of the best beers in the world right there!
  • Yep, yep.  I knew you were milking me.  Have you ever been milked before?
  • I ordered and extra large salami
  • I’m a grower not a shower
  • What’s the difference between a poker dealer and a toilet?  A toilet only sees one asshole.
  • Just the two of us in?  No, there’s me too.  I know, but you don’t count.
  • Naked and Afraid…I get tired of see the dong swing.

This list is as of August 14, 2016.  I’ll update periodically and repost.